30+ Funny Love Quotes

Below you will find collection of funny love quotes, funny love sayings, and funny love proverbs from a variety of sources.

Below you will find collection of funny love quotes, funny love sayings, and funny love proverbs from a variety of sources.

Are you looking for funny quotes about love and relationships? Take a look at our collection of funny love quotes that will make you laugh.

Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.  – Sophie Monroe

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. – H. L. Mencken

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.  – Zsa Zsa Gabor

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.  – Helen Rowland

Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing. – Helen Rowland

You know how people say, “you can’t live without love”? Well, oxygen is even more important. – Dr. Gregory Houser

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm… easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. – Michael Scott, The Office

Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? – Albert Einstein

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important. – Lisa Hoffman

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. – H. L. Mencken

Love sometimes wants to do us a great favor: hold us upside down and shake all the nonsense out. – Hafiz of Persia

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. – Ray Romano

Funny Love Quotes

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. – Richard Jeni

Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding. – Diane Arbus

Every day I fall more in love with you. Except on those days where you really piss me off. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

I love you more than coffee – but please don’t make me prove it. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

Funny Love Quotes

When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

Funny Love Quotes

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

Love is like a fart – if you have to force it it’s probably crap. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes

You’re just like bacon – you make everything better. – Unknown

Funny Love Quotes
Funny Love Quotes

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman

Funny Love Quotes

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

Funny Love Quotes

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. – Pearl Bailey

Funny Love Quotes

Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me? – Oscar Hammerstein, II

Funny Love Quotes

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen

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